Shotgun selfie

To enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.

Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.

by Sajamas January 30, 2014

Selfish Benefits

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.

I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.

by THE LULU November 29, 2010

Selfibate

Someone who pledged selfibacy.

He's a selfibate, he hasn't masturbated since he learned it was against his religion.

by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011

Selfieos

The 15 second videos one takes of themselves and posts on Instagram since the launch of their video. Consisting of little to no action other than simply posing for the camera or sometimes just saying, "Hi!"

Dude, ever since Instagram launched video, I'm getting deluged with all these selfieos. Not that interesting!

by cvboom June 21, 2013

Selfie

The act of taking a self portrait with a cell phone

All this white girl does is take selfies

by DogMan50 November 19, 2014

selfidence

It's a mashup of "self-confidence" and "selfie". Having self confidence in your selfie; liking what you post. You think that you look good.

I have enough selfidence to post this pic.

by Szilviag December 8, 2014

Sedgie

The painful wedgie caused when one wipes his ass with poison ivy and then gets a rash that clings to his underwear.

Kid 1: Dude I wiped my ass with poison Ivy!
Kid 2: Aww man you are gonna get a sedgie.

by justinmh1634 December 17, 2015