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Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed
Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?
by 84philv84 February 8, 2025
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Stonkers

An older woman’s, or milfs, large, saggy, pendulous breasts.
I’m so turned on by that milfs pair of stonkers I’m going to have to use the bathroom to rub one out!!!
by milfchaser April 20, 2025
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Stonedidim

Got stonded and had sexual relations with him/ her.
We smoked a bunch of kill weed and I stonedidim
by Periwinkletoe February 10, 2026
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Stoned-er

More stoned
I could be stoned-er
by Rynnn October 12, 2025
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Stokedhamm

The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.
“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
by Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder October 12, 2025
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Stupor Stoned

To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.

Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."

"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009
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Gettin Stoked

Skater phrase.

Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.
Guy #1: Gettin Stoked.

Guy #2: Why man?

Guy #1: New Eastside decks are coming soon.
by imurmother April 21, 2010
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