When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.
by MattieFootball66 June 29, 2011
A law that in some states lets you use deadly force to defend yourself in a public place if you see someone doing something suspicious and potentially dangerous, like being black.
by TSM Vez December 01, 2016
1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.
2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.
3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.
4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.
5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.
2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.
3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.
4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.
5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.
Look at that bitch Red with his hands up in every picture... thinks he is MMA but that fool ain't nothing but a stand-up fighter.
by Scorched Earth April 12, 2010
The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.
by arlo jones February 16, 2009
Cop: Awright asshole, where'd you get that illegal substance?
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!
Dig it, you are a stand up guy!
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!
Dig it, you are a stand up guy!
by Straight Shooter October 01, 2007
And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"
by Darren Casella February 27, 2007
Having a one night stand that is followed by a second night of long sex with the sex partner. After the second night stand, if you recieve no texts or phone calls and you loose all hope of maybe forming a relationship with this person, then you were just a cheap two night stand.
by igrowtrees January 08, 2011