Scaredom

The scaredom is something that everyone who has experienced being severly hung over knows about. Upon waking up from a heavy night of the fire water and youre still drunk, probably laying next to a not so hot girl and realizing what a bad day lay ahead is just the beginning. You mope around the house all day and the only thing you can stomache is dry turkey sandwich and water. Right around 5 o'clock P.M. the scaredom rears its ugly head, its that ever so unsure feeling that youre life is worth a damn. You start qestioning your lifes decisions and vow to 'turn it around'. Your thoughts range from taking a vow of celebacy to visiting your grandmother more. You are experiencing your conscience yelling at you!!!
...if its real bad, and its on a Saturday night you definitely become a recluse for the next few days....

After a long night of drinking long islands and doing body shots off a C teamer, the scaredom hit me REAL hard and prompted me to start drinking again to scare away the scaredom

by Predator January 19, 2006

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Scarlett

The most amazing girl in the entire world. She will never ever leave your side unless you do something to really push your buttons. Scarlett’s are wonderful in every witch way and losing them as a friend sucks and you regret every second of losing her. Scarlett’s are just drop dead gorgeous and every boy around her drools when they see her. Scarlett’s have the most wonderful sense of humor.Scarlett’s are like a drug, once you are with them once you will never be able to leave them. Scarlett’s make the most amazing friends in the world and they will be by your side no matter what. They support you and help you through whatever is happening to you. They make you feel at home whenever you are with them and make you feel comfortable when you are with them. They never judge or make fun of you if they know you don’t like it. No matter how many times you make fun of Scarlett, if she knows you don’t mean to hurt her, she will stand by you and probably do the same to you just out I’d love. They are the most intelligent girls on the planet and should never be messed with. If you are lucky to come across a Scarlett you should take advantage of your time with her because she can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. Scarlett’s stand up for what she believes in and won’t back down until they get what they want. Overall Scarlett’s are the most amazing friends and you should treasure being with them because girls amazing as Scarlett’s are rare

Random weirdo:“Omg who is that”
Me” a rlly amazing smart person”
Rando:” ohhh Scarlett?”

by yeeeeetus thy feeeeeeeetus May 22, 2019

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Scaramucci

Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.

I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.

What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.

by Dharma Midget August 13, 2017

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Scaret

A word for when you are really scared or startled by something. A word that can be used or shouted at any given time or moment. Something to say when you are nervous or to evoke conversation.

Before a big exam: I'm scaret!

When greeting friend you say,SCARET!

When your favorite team is playing and are down, you are scaret. SCARET can also be schreeched when the opposing team is shooting free throws in a big game.

by WallyTL6971 March 20, 2010

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scary movie 3

The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!

George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...

by bohdave April 30, 2005

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