Being real

Being honest about everything.

"Hey did you hear Joey's story about when he ran from the police"? "Yeah, he was being real".

by D Moo September 23, 2010

except not really

said to confirm the statement that precedes it. except not really

i love cats. except not really

by liiiiiiiiiiime October 8, 2009

real friend

something no one has

Billy, do you have any real friends?

by uber06 October 23, 2018

0 to 100 real quick

the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected.

Male student: DEEZ NUTS!
Teacher: You know, (insert name here), I was a lot like you when i was your age.
Male student: Wow, really?
Teacher: Yeah but the difference is i actually got pussy
Male student 2: Wow, 0 to 100 real quick...

by queenvelocity445 November 21, 2015

L is real

Believed to be the inscription on the Star statue in the videogame Super Mario 64. Those who staunchly believe that Luigi was somewhere in the original Mario 64 often point out this inscription, saying it was placed there by the designers of the game as a hint.

Lamer: Dude, check out that inscription on the statue!
Dude: It's a blurry box of text. So what?
Lamer: It says L is Real! That means Luigi is somewhere in the game!
Dude: See what you want, it's just a blurry box of text.

by Little Nerd May 8, 2006

I'm really bored

I'm bored please help me i might die

I'm really bored fuck my life

by i am bored lol September 5, 2019

Real love

Real love is of the heart, and is a feeling that is the result of your intention to be loving. If you want to make your loved ones feel really appreciated, show them verbally and physically how much you care. Do little things and do big things.

Baby, here’s R10K, go spoil yourself, I got REAL LOVE for you.

by MbayLee October 14, 2018