Fastjazz Ridiculous

Something that is too crazy to talk about; a person who is quick to judge; one who is hypocritical.

1. That girl in my seat is fastjazz ridiculous.
2. Like they should talk, they are fastjazz ridiculous.

by thesilentfalcon January 3, 2011

riding shotgun

Earning the right to ride in the front passenger seat of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore). It is "shotgun"'s responsibility for controlling car temperature, changing radio stations, calling out landmarks, and flagging down hot girls.

Variations to "calling shotgun" can include paper/rock/scisors, coin flip, or being the first to yell "shotgun" when the driver pulls their car keys out of their pocket. Seniority rarely means anything when calling shotgun.

Steve was riding shotgun because he won the coin flip in the mall.

by D Bizz June 1, 2006

Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010

Ridopulous

adjective; Describing something that is ridiculous and dope, or, ridiculously dope.

"Did you see the size of that burrito?"
"Yeah, it was ridopulous!"

by RedBathTub June 4, 2009

Ridin Derby

A phrase which refers to a women's roller derby team conducting themselves in a manner that would serve to represent their players as dirty, skanky, slutty, outrageous, and audacious, all in an effort to convince people that they are cool. They just look dirty.

Hahaha. I saw those crazy pics of you on the internet after the game. You were really Ridin Derby!

by >>>AQUAFINA>>> September 19, 2009

Slay Ride

A ride, typically in a large vehicle, in which lots of crazy sex occurs.

Me: "Our slay ride to the club was one of the craziest car rides I've ever been in."
Tom: "I know man. We almost broke the suspension."

by PeteTheSkeet December 3, 2014

Ironwood Ridge Highschool

The whitest school in Tucson where everyone thinks they the shit but they ain’t 🤡 all da gringos try and act all hood n black n shit but they ain’t shit LOL ! Everyone here smokes cuz they think it’s cool but wait till u get lung cancer u stupid CUNTS

I can’t believe how shitty ironwood Ridge highschool is! People can’t go a day without their juuls and soundcloud playlist. GO NIGHTCOCKS

by Eli Anon July 9, 2019