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Pencil Pusher

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.
After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.
by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018
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Peter pusher

A man with a smaller than average sized penis that has no sexual talent that fails to satisfy his sexual partners; on the sexual scale, ranks below dickslinger and cocksman
Tad never has a steady girlfriend because he is just a peter pusher
by Electress June 27, 2016
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Puberty Poster Boy

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).
"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"
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putter

foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)
why is bob allways puttering around
by lilpete May 19, 2007
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shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl
ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards
by meredith May 13, 2005
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posterman

he is ready to take back the town.....
the posterman was pissed off with all the free-willy honkeys and is taking back the town .... he is ready for the DANCE!!!!!!!
by Jimmy S Shine March 23, 2005
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friend pusher

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.
Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.
by elefb April 27, 2009
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