Definitions by HitFatYeets

Pencil Pusher 

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.

After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.

Pencil Pusher by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018