proseshonal

Somebody who's gratification and general self-worth comes from getting all their mates wrecked and having a good time.

Oh Jordan's out? We'll have a great night. He's a proseshonal.

by J-Dog The Great December 19, 2019

poser

The wrong spelling to the word 'poseur.' Meaning a person who pretends to be something they are not.

"I'm so skater with my DC shoes and my walwart skateboard, althught i really do not know how to skate."

by Dish.Soap July 15, 2008

poser

Someone who tries to be someone their not, automatically thinks they are a certain label because they dress a certain way or do something. Mostly bothers people of a punk,emo or goth label but annoys a lot of other people too. Can sometimes be spelt as "Poseur" which is french.

Did you hear? Calvin denied he was a poser. But he does not have the "skater" state of mind. The only skateboarder he knows is Tony Hawk. Calvin can't even skateboard!

by GreenDay December 9, 2008

Ploser

Poser and Loser put together in a word. A fake person that doesn't get success in his/her life.

1.He's fake!

2.Yes he's a Ploser!

by DeathMagnetic October 13, 2008

Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

Poseidon's Wrath

When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.

On the way to camp, Tom suffered Poseidon's Wrath 2 times at the rest stop.

by Madmich November 26, 2017

Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.

I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.

by Iqof3 April 22, 2020