Porn

If you watch it, what is wrong with you?

Disgusting bitch: “I watch porn.”

Me: “guys kill them.”

by Rin Komada 💀 May 14, 2023

Porn

Being satisfied by sexual content on a google website

Emma and her boyfriend jack were sitting on the couch watching pornhub until she started to get horny…
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him

by Nofaggotinme July 8, 2023

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Porn

Where all Ugliest Sex occurs, because these humans who make porn are the ugliest & weak. They sin against God’s children & Get punished.

Porn is for Betas, Alphas abstain porn & chase success where love comes then.

by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023

Porn

Where all it’s sites will be shutdown permanently & become illegall in 2024.

Porn is devil’s Work, to drain your soul & Sexual Energy. Don’t be deceived. Porn is the main cause of social anxiety.

by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023

Porn

Why in the hell did you look this up?

Why did you just search up porn on the urban dictionary?

by Blinkeraaah May 19, 2023

porn

the thing you find looking through your dads computer history and work files.

(kid) dad i found some pictures on the computer.

(dad) what pictures?

(kid) these.

(dad) (shit those are my porn files)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023