Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

Toe dipping

Dipping your toes in the waters of flirting. They're a friend but you both flirt without going too far. A toe dip.

Girl:ya, we're toe dipping but I kinda want more.

by That female January 4, 2017

toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.

"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"

by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017

toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.

Toe Jackson!

by dschlein October 21, 2018

Toe mator

A mentally unstable kidnapper who kidnaps random cars paralizes them and leaves them in a scrap yard

It's me Toe mator

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019