Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Stuffed muffin

A pussy full of dick

Monica had a stuffed muffin last night and for breakfast

by Blubyu18 January 11, 2012

shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

by fragglecock March 10, 2011

stubble muffin

see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.

I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007

Studd Muffin

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package

Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up

Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)

by KrunkBot June 20, 2011

Muffin Song

An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.

by WillSoutham December 29, 2018