A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
Get the Mongeritus mug.A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
Get the Mongeritus mug.(Noun and verb)—A fetish where patrons pay money in exchange for embarrassment, humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shitty draft beer in an open-air asylum at the corner of 20th and Blake.
Did you see the way she lets him pay for her, and then she only puts out for every other guy at the party? She’s Monforting him. He just keeps coming back for more and no one knows why.
by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025
Get the Monfort mug.(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.
(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.
(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.
Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.
by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025
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My monfreee this week was horrible I barely made it out of the poop noodle stage just to get ready for another monfree .
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