masterbator

A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.

Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.

by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009

Master of Reality

Master of Reality is the third album by the hard rock band Black Sabbath.It was released in 1971. Master of Reality starts off with guitarist Tony Iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song Sweet Leaf. The next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called After Forever. The album features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the album look like it had more songs, which they did many times. This album is number 298 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the top 500 greatest albums of all time.

Lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

chemical masterbation

To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.

person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.

by LeibstandarteAdH (Matt B.) April 1, 2007

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

master the chief

Slang for masturbation.

I'll master your chief!

by MC February 17, 2005

master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

by D C August 18, 2006

Google Master

One who can find anything on Google

I am the google master, if it is out there I can find it on google.

by TexasLover87 January 18, 2009