Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

Miscer

One who spends 12 or more hours a week masturbating to his or her pornfolio.
Pronounced: Mice-ER

Randoguy: "Dude, did you know Billie was a Miscer? He spends all day checking out his pornfolio!

Randoman: "ZOMFG! Keep the Miscer away from MY pornfolio!"

by Whitefoamies February 22, 2008

mister swirly

The hairstyle worn by men going bald where the remaining four strands of hair are left long and then wrapped around the head five or six times in an attempt to conceal the fact.

That guy shaped like a bowling pin had a mister swirly

by complain jane April 3, 2008

miser

Miser is the most burner riter goin out. He dus panels everyday and neva ceases to amaze people with his skills in graf.

--Fark i juz saw a miser panel!
--Man i see them on like every train ay.
--Yeh tru. He fukn burns!

by Tomo n Ben April 23, 2005

mister t starter kit

A large number of gold chains worn around one's neck

Yo check dat mutha fucka and his bad mista t starter set

by Craig S. Andersen October 15, 2003

Mister

1. A teacher who is dumb, fat, ugly, and does not possess any common sense

2. A teacher who holds stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinions with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.

3. The teacher who has unappealing physical and mental attributes

4. Thirty year old virgin

Student: hey! What the fuck was yesterday about? I didn't even-
history teacher: Sometimes you just have to let go of the past
Student: then why the fuck teach us history?
History teacher: um...because-
Student: SUCK MY DICK, MISTER

by breakitdownbitch August 8, 2017

Misery Index

A man who spends all his free time on the internet, trying to pick up girls.

Oh you, you're such a stupid misery index, dont you have any REAL friends?

by Endorphin October 18, 2003