Coal Miner

Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.

"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"

by FletchRose December 28, 2005

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009

mingegurgle

The sound you make after choking on vaginal fluids.

"Babe, give me a second, I just Mingegurgled."

by The Eight Paths October 31, 2013

Mingerling

Being at the pub when all the fit girls are gone and having to sift through all the Minger's that remain (because if you don't manage to pull one, you are destined for a Hand Shandy or aFizzing)

From Paul: "Sid, All the hotties are taken so I'm off Mingerling, want to join me?"

by Sid June 2, 2004

Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

by Terri March 2, 2004

minge mice

That scratchy feeling one gets when one suspects one has crabs.

Mandy could feel the minge mice nibbling at her knickers

by jonjophilbin August 13, 2006

Minge String

Its like a cheese string....but from the minge!

Ouch, your minge string got me in the eye!

by Brasto May 29, 2011