midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Midget

The meanest of the mean ones.

Mexican guy 2- That five foot nothing 98 pound midget dude just fucked you up ey?

Mexican guy 1- Shut the fuck up faggot!

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020

Midget Mack

A short thick girl with dreads

Ahhh man look at midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020

Midgarditis

A condition where a team experiences the inability to win games away from home, whilst they win enough games at home to sit mid-table.

The Dolphins were coming, but they experienced a serious case of Midgarditis, they just could not win away from home.

by xcxccx September 18, 2020

Midget Ribbit

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.

I regret going to the strip club and ordering the "Midget Ribbit" special.

by Trashy Morgan November 6, 2020

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021