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ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee.
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To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006
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macing

i was macing on that chick hardcore last night.
by boomboom powguy June 3, 2010
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making a sandwich

(v) When someone in an online video game such as Halo 3 is just sitting there not moving at all is obviously away making a sandwich.
Holy crap this is the 10th time T've killed this guy. He must be making a sandwich.
by goodkall September 12, 2009
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making stew

masturbation technique where the man lays flat on his stomach and stirs his hips in a circular way that rubs his penis around and around on a surface: commonly on a bed or couch or soft carpeted floor or back seat of van.
dude! i'll be out in a minute...i'm in connie's room making stew!
by mmmbaby December 28, 2008
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Making the boys pay rent

Jake: What is Roy doing?
Milton: Making the boys pay rent "wink wink"
by Roytaichou August 13, 2010
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making out

In my teenage period (1950s) making out was 'going all the way.' Sometime since, making out has come to mean petting (groping, touching, fondling). The word petting seems to be vanishing in the 21st Century.
Before grandfather and grandmother married, they had sexual intercourse (fucked) in their teens but that sounded so harsh, so they called it making out.

Today, making out is just fooling around, groping, and touching, but not having intercourse.
by Richard Black April 16, 2005
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