Mathew

An oversized baby man who needs his diaper changed & a drool bib. A needy, creepy crawler who needs a tutor to unlearn everything he thinks a woman likes.

I saw Mathew & his nanny buying oversized diapers at the big boy store.

by Lemer Ledhead November 3, 2019

Marshall Mathers III

Real name of Eminem

Marshall Mathers III is a lame excuse for music.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

mashed

The state of mind you're in after smoking a marijuana ciggerette which has been mixed with a crushed up pill of ecstasy.

Man I was so mashed my brain felt like it was going to jump out of my head.

by John Calvert May 31, 2005

mashed potato

masturbation

Last night I had mashed potato....

by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009

Mathematical Steroid

Short-term success in math, whereby exam-smart teachers and tutors drill or spoon-feed students, by getting them to memorize modeled solutions of questions that are likely to appear in the coming examination based on previously set questions from past exam papers.

It’s not surprising that most university students in Singapore, who are reading for a degree in math, struggle with their courses because they grew up on mathematical steroids in high school.

by MathPlus December 7, 2021

Mather

An alternative word that can be used to describe someone who's a bit of a cunt.

Kid 1: Ahh, do you like that guy?
Kid 2: Nah mate, that kids a Mather.

by hngghngg October 21, 2011

mathemacations

Noun & Garethism.

An amalgamation of maths and calculation first used by Gareth in the year 2004.

We need to know the budget for the movie, have you done the mathemacations?

by GazelleH August 27, 2007