Maroni

A hillbilly retard that was born near the outskirts of Wasilla, Alaska living with their inbred family for the entirety of their life amounting to nothing.

Ben: I love living in willow because I can distill my moonshine, build 4x4 diesel swampers, and run a trap line for varmints.

Thomas: you are such a Maroni.

by Thermos kegger November 15, 2013

Martina

The best funniest, prettiest, blackest, sweetest person ever. They love to hang out with people and have a great time. They are way better than the megan's and the kim's in this world. Oh and they are deathly afraid of dripping water and clowns. They also have blonde hair and blue eyes...but their black!!

Martina is so amazing. I wanna join her mafia!!!!!

by .Martinnnna.<3 December 9, 2008

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

martin

martin means stalker, or a guy with a camera for every moment

damn, i think there is a martin lurking around my house

by franky fly_ January 7, 2020

isaac martin

a teenage male, he is refined and enjoys the finer things in life such as cognac, basment jacks, beard stroking, intelligent conversation and the book by him and Amy Dixon" how to skin a cat, there is more than one way!"

Amy: guten tag isaac how are you on this fine wednesday evening?
isaac: very well thank you. would you like to join me for a spot of cognac and beard stroking. we can discuss our book!
Amy: yes please my dear fellow although it is mainly my book
isaac: i beg to differ!

by ams April 24, 2005

maritimer

A real Canadian, unlike those asswipes from Ontario and Alberta. The original and best part of Canada, where people are down to earth, take the time to talk with you and ask how you are doing, and are known for being friendly.

Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.

"So, you're a Maritimer... you backward Newfie!"

"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"

by D. Daley October 8, 2005

martian breakfast

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009