Metrosexual

The most common English name

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by Guccipolo November 15, 2025

Matronly

Typically referring to a woman - a motherly/maternal person that may also be fat, have big tits (probably only because of how fat she is), and an authoritative tone in the way a mother has.

Not exactly complementary. You’d maybe call a 65-year old homekeeper this if trying to be complimentary. Calling a 36 year old coworker this is an insult.

When I forgot to return something to her desk, she gave me this look with her glasses lowered, and used the most matronly tone to scold me like I was her child and not her coworker.

Maybe she should try finding someone who could love her so she can have a child before her last few eggs dry up, and save us all the grief

by Loadstone November 24, 2025

Macrosificineroliacollicranilonaviationalenconylyllphobia

The extream and irrational fear of microsoft (ms) paint

I have Macrosificineroliacollicranilonaviationalenconylyllphobia

by DJred_Q November 30, 2025

Carlos Matos

Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!

Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"

by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018

the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

the_matos

To pull up your pants after a poo, without wiping.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and the_matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

Angelina Matrisciano

Angelina Matrisciano is by far the most best person in this world. words cant describe how much she means to me, literally. like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i want to date her” but you can’t because she’s my gf. She is literally the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. No, like literally she’s so beautiful with her blonde hair like damn shawty *lip bites*. But like seriously imma marry this woman one day watch me.

Yeah Angelina Matrisciano is my gf. lmao you don’t know her? damn you must be boring.

by Priscilla Matrisciano March 18, 2021