The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Limpert mug.The act of having too much stuff in one of your pants pocket, oppose to the other one. Gives you the feeling that you're limping when your legs are completely fine.
I feel very limpid because of my DS.
by Nakuga June 29, 2011
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A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.
"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."
by KatieN April 13, 2012
Get the Limpdick Hat mug.a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006
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Get the Pimp limpin mug.Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!
Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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