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Lightning

Guy 1: "Dude I got it i finally thought of what vaginas taste like!!!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"

Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
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Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.
Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.
by Blind Angel August 30, 2012
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lightning slut

A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.
"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"
by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014
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lightinged

Dude I totally lightinged your mom last night.
by GHPM Chris Pistorious July 2, 2014
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Lightning Sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.
by Aef06 June 17, 2015
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lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.
Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"
by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016
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Lightwieght

Lightwieght is someone who can get high quickly. 1 or 2 small puffs will get you high. Heavy smokers wanna be a light weight so the can save weed
Dude 1: I'm done
Dude 2: your such a Lightwieght you took only 2 hits
by Odilaslemmeg October 10, 2016
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