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Lobsterclaw

The lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. The giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. The timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. Ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. The pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.
"HA! Ian totally lobsterclawed the shit out of Robert, he wasn't even expecting it."

"That lobsterclaw was EPIC bro."

"Yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw."
by consummate man of action September 19, 2006
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mechanical lobster

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.
"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
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lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
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lobotomy

1) removal of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "patient" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc. while still technically not considered a "vegetable".

2) a process that had been deemed unethical and barbaric, but has evidently been stealthily carried out on a truly massive scale, as shown by tell-tale symptoms of lobotomization such as:

"Calvin pissing" stickers, voting Republican, obsessive interest in NASCAR, membership in the NRA (as opposed to responsible hunting, fishing, and conservation groups), calling it "moral values" to tell lies in order to start unnecessary wars that kill or maim tens of thousands of people as well as to lie, cheat, and embezzle in a manner befitting of Enron, Halliburton, Arbusto Energy, or Tyco, to destroy God's Creations with irresponsible & reckless abandon, especially while simultaneously ignoring all principles of science and all available facts in order to promote a theocratic worldview in the guise of "intelligent design" (an indoctrination ironically similar to the Islamic fundamentalist wackos these same so-called Christians purport to be opposed to), promote the hatred of and discrimination against the economically disenfranchised or otherwise most vulnerable members of a society, particularly if it allows titillating discussion of sexual acts these same repressed prudes and closet-cases secretly fetishize under the flimsy pretense of "taking a moral stand".
That Dubya's a walking, talking lobotomy.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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Lobster Tits

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!
"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn
by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007
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Lobsta

1.The most gangsta creature to ever exist on the face of the earth!!!

2.The 'in' way of spelling lobster.

Note: a lobsta is NOT a crayfish!!
Lobstas are so gangsta man.
by Gracii August 8, 2008
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semi-lobon

a semi lobon can be gained by lookin at something arousing like a dead badger or your mates mum. the resultin is a half erect penis which can be used to beat gypsies or perform wang shapes with
scuba steve gained a semi-lobon then beat a girl unconcious with it
by haimes March 31, 2008
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