Jeezum Kree

An alternative for saying "Jesus Christ!" in vain.

"Jeezum Kree, that sauce is hot!"

by Shellbacks Club🐢 December 27, 2022

Treyed Keepers

One with the name Trey who has a list of betraying anyone he encounters by cutting off catalytic converters from your car when you leave it at Brian Hoars house assuming it's safe; so he can buy fentanyl with his cut

Damn left my car in N. Augusta at Brian's and got Treyed Keepers, damn fentanyl junkies!

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

krispy kreme

glazing extremely hard, riding meat

john- you have such amazing hair
jack- dude stop glazing its krispy kreme in here

by headhuntr69 October 1, 2023

Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.

Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night

by Rick Lame November 18, 2023

Forest Keeper

Forest Keepers, also known as Forest Giants, or simply Giants, are entities in Lethal Company. They are colossal and extremely quick, eating players they can get their hands on. They have great eyesight, but are incapable of hearing.

Imagine if the Forest Keepers could reach inside the ship like a pringles can!

by smoogan January 3, 2024