Kaleb

Kaleb is a guy that has an equivalent IQ of two Cheerios. A Kaleb always loves to make gay jokes that aren’t really jokes because he’s being serious because he’s gay. Kaleb’s are cool guys and you should get one in your friend group.

Hey is your name Kaleb?
Yeah how did you know?
You act gay all the time duh.

by DefinitelyNotBread69 October 26, 2020

Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs

Oh hey look its Kale Jacobs

by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020

Kaleb

Depression

Omg I heard she went to the doctor and diagnosed her as Kaleb.

by tatiaca.tata November 5, 2020

Kæmpe diller

Another word for big dick. Something you dont have.

friend 1: Hey that guy has a kæmpe diller.
friend 2: no his diller is pretty small.

by marcus2m lover November 12, 2020

kaleb

a horrible person that leads girls on and says they are best friends when he is rude to her constantly. he is handsome but the bad think about him is the hairline. he is disrespectful and gives off a bad vibe

me: i made out with kaleb yesterday

friend: well he has a new girlfriend today
“don’t date a kaleb”

by otis-lil.rarey September 27, 2020

Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)

Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck

by thesimper October 8, 2020

kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes

“That dumbass is so political”
“yep that’s kaleb”

by BookReaderSara October 11, 2020