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Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.
Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.
by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022
mugGet the Club Cowmug.

geography club

A high school club for gay teens to be themselves around one another without worrying about being judged. Every school should have one
After school I'm going to "geography club" so I can tell everyone how much I secretly love my teammate on the football team.
by Twain Marcus December 10, 2013
mugGet the geography clubmug.

Dolphin Club

The underwater version of the mile high club. Sex while Scuba diving. Rare due to its difficulty.
Me and Jen plan on joining the Dolphin club during our honeymoon in Hawaii.
by MGargantua August 28, 2011
mugGet the Dolphin Clubmug.

Club Sludge

The white gunk that can appear in the corners of the mouth during the latter part of a night out.
Dean: "Man Im tripping off the UVs hitting Wayne's club sludge"
by gmagic2 August 16, 2012
mugGet the Club Sludgemug.

Club VanWieren

I blew all my child support money at Club Vanwieren
by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020
mugGet the Club VanWierenmug.

Club Murph

A gay organization where many men jerk each other off and do each other up the butt. The ring leader is also Tim Murphy. They also compare the size of there small packages.
by Tim Murphy January 8, 2005
mugGet the Club Murphmug.

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