Helene, one of the less common names out there. Helenes tend to be deathly afraid of coloured socks as well as parking lines, as Helenes tend to be one of the worst parkers out there some may even have drawn on eye browns as the pure essence of their awfulness makes all their hair fall out. Helenes tend to have dark hair (only at a young age as their hair falls out as stated previously) and some sort of tan, sometimes making it difficult to tell if the tan is real or not. Helenes tend to take up a job that they are worst at, thinking they are going to be this centuries biggest and best: Principal, teacher, taxi driver or pilot but... well... they're not going to be the biggest and best of any century other than this centuries biggest loser. Helenes do NOT get along with very many people due to their bitchy, snarky "pampered rich kid" nature, this is why most tend to hate Helenes but sometimes its due to how their drawn on eye brows being nearly as angled as their crooked parking.
"Did you hear Helene talking this morning? Well she was going on about all this dumb shit about coloured socks AND HOW THEY'RE NOW BANNED. The dumb bitch still hasn't parked straight this morning"
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I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
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Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.
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