One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
by The NinJay December 21, 2011
the most god damn boring place unless u like the arctic. People here are extremely close minded and if u are not a local they dont like you. Watch out for hiv
by hellllena January 11, 2011