On Shore Help

This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.

" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."

Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"

LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."

Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."

Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"

by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010

Wal-mart Help

When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.

When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.

by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014

See's heaps

A Scottish expression expression to request heaps (a lot) of anything.

Sophie went oot an' goat hersel' a new funcy coffee maker and is ma'kin espresso martinis wi' it so a said see's heaps o' thaim!

by MrWonky July 8, 2016

jackens personal helper

jackens personal helper gives jackens free drinks and food.

yo jackens personal helper. cm'here boiiii. WHERE U AT SON.

by jackens November 11, 2020

I still need help

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.

I still need help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

I need help

I need help

I need help

by cattahns November 22, 2021

Lisa's little helper

LISA IS AN A AMAZING WOMAN AND SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED JEAN

Are you Lisa's little helper?

Yes.

by Axel<3 October 17, 2022