Triple hander

A girl that is so ugly and disgusting on the stinker scale that three hands need to sweep under the nose to keep away the smell of her stinkyness.

My god, look at that triple hander. What an ugly stinker, who would want to hook up with her

by Jeetism September 4, 2013

turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.

by show time January 13, 2015

cack handed

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.

That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed

by The Acid Drop Kid November 4, 2007

hadley

Loud & crazy, but is also kind! Always smiling. Smart, funny, athletic, amazing and beautiful.

Why can't i be as gorgeous as Hadley?

by froghopper19 May 19, 2010

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.

He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.

by Satchel Page July 27, 2003

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011