andrew garfield

THE SEXIEST MAN ON PLANET EARF

DUDE ANDREW GARFIELD IS HOT ASH IN TASM 💥💥

by seriza July 29, 2023

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guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

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Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

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National Garfield Day

June 19
Garfield

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.

by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024

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Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

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reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner

Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield

by Nojs69 January 22, 2025

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Gill Gardiner

An expression of extreme hunger. The joke plays on the absurdity and shock value of cannibalism, while also suggesting that Gill Gardiner is either notably large, famously delicious ( in a strange way ) or simply an unfortunate target.

I'm so hungry I could eat Gill Gardiner

by SirEatsALot57 May 2, 2025

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