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kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames
What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.
by Vinntom October 2, 2021
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Mammary Glands

In reference to The Smiths song 'Handsome Devil' that Emma says when she listens to it.
Emma: Mammary glands.
Sam: Put down your mammary gland hands.
Hailey: Ye
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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๐Ÿ‘ glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean ๐Ÿ‘. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heโ€™s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a ๐Ÿ‘ glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracyโ€™s asshole last week before her big date. Heโ€™s really a wonderful young lady boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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throw hands with my glands

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
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Beaver Anal Glands

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps
by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021
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gandeer

Everyone that likes punk is a gandeer.
by Tuz September 23, 2003
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gandalf

Girl 1: Ewww did you see her gandalf? It's so fat.
Girl 2: Which one?
by ilike2eatbabies July 8, 2009
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