erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

Erfection

A mix of erection and infection; it’s when an erection gets an infection.

“What’s the deal Doc?”
“I’m sorry Jake...you have an Erfection.”
“Is it serious?”
“I can prescribe you medicine for the infection, but your penis won’t be able to erect anymore.”

by Alexissugarmommy May 27, 2018

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

Erectioner

Someone who isn’t just a fan of One Direction but gets really happy / excited when they hear their songs.

Erectioner

by erectioner July 27, 2021