eddie joke

a joke that if it were to be told in the right context with the right timing would actually have a chance at being considered laughable, or for at least a disappointing chuckle. named after a master of telling badly timed, worded and carried out jokes.

ex of eddie joke:

"what is this, some kinda bowling alley?"

(joke said 30 min after group left the bowling alley)

by billy bob joe bob bill (yeah) July 2, 2008

Edmir

Being lonely, depressed and having “friends”

Dude im such an Edmir :(

by Gunga ginga time October 18, 2019

Laminated Eddie

The Act of placing your delightful produced Scat in a plastic lamination pouch before sealing the master piece using a laminating machine. This will keep the Scat Fresh and Moist for an extended period. The Laminated Eddie can then be frozen for use at a later date.

Go and get a knife and cut open that Laminated Eddie.

by Fat Tramp AFFF September 18, 2010

Eddiel

【 God Him Self 】

- bitch magnet (but moms hate him)
- RNGesus

Eddiel has a long shlong, but cant use it because his shlong is to long for bitches who wear thongs, Nobody can see “the tip” if you have money please leave a tip just to circumcise his penis.

by “His Boyfriend” March 2, 2021

Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie

Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.

Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"

by Jalalabad123 December 1, 2010

Eddie

a penis that stands erect at five inches or less

Look at that mans eddie! he must never get laid.

by bendovermeyers May 11, 2011

eddie vedder

One of the foes in "The Adventures Of Jovi And Bloopeh Whos Mother Is Nirvana And Father Is Sid Vicious"...he kills Dave with his lazer vision and says "rawr." alot.

Rawr. I am the evil Eddie Vedder. Rawr.

by Bloopeh April 9, 2005