English wallet 

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person

Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.

English wallet by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023

English Henry

having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.

Damn, bob had an english henry last night!

English Henry by philodendrussy January 27, 2023

english einstein

this is an ironical nickname, most commonly used to describe racist white english teacher's who think reading to kill a mockingbird gives them the n word pass. this name is to describe the teachers who share a brain cell with every one of their siblings (they would have alot of them because they are very old).

teacher: oMg gUys tHeReS a WoRD cOMinG uP BuT JUst To lEt You kNOw I wOUld NEVER sAY tHIS word IN aNy oTher conTExt!1!!111 soooooooo ANYWHOO HERE IT IS:

you and your mate at the back of the classroom: wow, what an english einstein!

english einstein by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

english teacher 

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

english teacher by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023

English bull terrier

A retarded little boy

He is a English bull terrier

English bull terrier by Ttyyjkjyd February 16, 2023

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

English Breakfast by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

English Teacher Mentality Syndrome 

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

English Teacher Mentality Syndrome by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023