Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018

Egg Sparrow

When someone drops an egg smelling fart
OR

Can be used to describe dropping a deuce, aka pooping.

who left an egg sparrow in my bathroom?

by Byuny January 3, 2011

Egg Bois

Egg Bois

A group of boys who wait around on street corners ready to mug people and steal their eggs

Hey man, Watch out for the egg Bois, they mugged me the other day, They stole all my eggs

by Mr D October 4, 2019

Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.

Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!

by TonyMc May 27, 2012

Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013