Definitions by smith.spark

Egg Bollock 

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

Egg Bollock by smith.spark March 9, 2019

Dove Kiss 

When a woman of considerable bust touches her nipple to her clitoris.

"Mio Sotis bent down and gave herself an exquisite dove kiss. Phwoar."

Dove Kiss by smith.spark March 9, 2019