Dove Kiss

When a woman of considerable bust touches her nipple to her clitoris.
"Mio Sotis bent down and gave herself an exquisite dove kiss. Phwoar."
by smith.spark March 10, 2019
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Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
by smith.spark March 10, 2019
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