okey dokey diet cokey

okey dokey diet(/lemon) cokey - meaning OK
used by someone that accepts that by saying it they are in fact an epic douche.

guy 1 'i'm off mate'
guy 2 'okey dokey diet cokey'
guy 1 '...you...er...you realise that you're a douche?
guy 2 'yeah...'
guy 1 'sick blad' *leaves*

by eggsonlegs January 18, 2009

facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

by m/b January 19, 2008

Missouri Diet

When you go on at least a diet of Crystal Meth, marlboros and mountain dew, for a minimum of 9 days to get the full effect.

Crys-Tal: Umm Brandi how'd you get so skinny?

Brandi: After Dale got back from hug'a'thug he got me back on that missouri diet girl.

Crys-Tal: Well you's gettin finer than a froghair.

by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

by The Herminator May 24, 2003

Diet Coke

A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.

Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

food stamp diet

Steak, steak, and more steak. All the stuff working people can't afford in mass quantities because the government is it paying for theirs :-)

Wow, that guy checkin' out in front of me is on a major food stamp diet!

by Sir Frankie Crisp April 23, 2006

Diether

Loves big asses. Loves environment. Asian, loves blue backpacks. Has hella white bitches, fucks on da daily. Small dick but makes up for it with smash stroke game

Diether is sooooo good in bed

by The girl with fire October 11, 2016