Doraitis

Doraitis (noun)
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:

Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible

"Girl, your phone is literally in your pocket. You got Doraitis or something?"
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."

by Sillybillyvanilly328 May 28, 2025

dogagitis

When someone ages extremely fast and looks way older than what they are. They look like they age in dog years.

Have you seen Missy? She looks so weathered and wrinkly. I heard she was sick and the doctor diagnosed her with dogagitis.

by It's me I'm here May 31, 2025

Diragory

Type of diagonally

Ellis is such a bad driver, he keep on going diragory

by Possumkiller August 20, 2025

Diragano

The process of pouring oregano directly onto something

Ashley just diragano'd his sphincter. Maybe that will help stretch it

by Possumkiller August 21, 2025

Doratt

An ancient being who has lived since at least the early 1800’s. Known for loving sports, old people candy, and handing out nude photos on floppy disk.

Be careful Doratt is handing out floppy disk again.

by Lowerenlistef scum September 24, 2025

Daraging it up

When you are corking your jorkin while eating a quadruple ponder with cheese

You know Christothor was really daraging it up last night

by Komegiro November 17, 2025

Gatorade Dorado

Panamanian Slang for beer. Often used and known by people near or in the Panama City area.

Waiter: Would you like anything to drink?

Quiere algo para tomar?
Customer: Bring me a Golden Gatorade

Si, traeme un Gatorade Dorado, bien frio!
Waiter: Right away sir!

De una vez!

by PolloRoncador September 10, 2012