diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.

Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Daeth

Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

San Franciscan Diet

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.

Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!

by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

Champagne Diet

When someone does nothing but drink champagne for twenty-four hours straight.

1) "damn i feel fine, i'm on a 24 hour champagne diet".

2) person 1--> 'you look like you feelin good, you drunk?'

person 2--> 'ya, i'm on a champagne diet'

person 2--> 'sweet, i'm starting on one of those diets this

weekend'

by tamtamatam April 9, 2010

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004