December 25

WTF DID YOU EXPECT IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

Person1:why is December 25 so important?

Person2:are you fucking crazy, it's Christmas!!!
Person1: OHHH!!!

by Xxynwmellyxx October 30, 2019

December 20th

When MarMar was born

Did you see the hot girl? She must be born on December 20th!

by MattyBB02 November 16, 2020

December 2nd

if u born dis day u r gay

Girl 1“Was he born on December 2nd???
Girl 2“Yes he likes pee pee”

by LilCumStain42069 October 27, 2019

December 25!

Have you heard that in this day, at 7:00 p.m earnest time, we will jump at the same time to see what happened! (It’s also CHRISTMAS)

December 25! I’d when we also get gifts for being good hoomans.

by Lucy_the_big_brain December 2, 2019

December 26

The one day you get to make fun of how hungover people are after a christmas party.

Man: It’s december 26th? time to watch the hungover parade!

by my pepe itches October 21, 2019

December 2nd

The one day that all the tik tokers won’t shut up about where everybody skips school on this one day.

Nobody:
Tik tok:skip school on December 2nd

by That1vscowannaB November 3, 2019

December 21

On December 21, you got to kiss your cousin’s gf or crush.

December 21, I kissed my cousin, bob’s gf.

by Funny88finsta December 17, 2019