that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016

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God Damn It Dale

When something goes wrong and it definitely Dale's fault

We are going to loose... God Damn It Dale

Mel: James you can't seem to get it up.
James: God Damn It Dale

by SmashleyGashley September 20, 2017

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hot damn baked yummy potato

not cole sprouse

wow he’s a hot damn baked yummy potato

by legrinch December 6, 2018

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Got Damnit

Some ppl use the words "got damnit" instead of "god damnit" to prevent the usage of gods name in vain

got damnit they ran out of chips

by pronkess March 28, 2020

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God damn O'Drisscolls

Someone dressed in black that robs people for the survival of themselves.

John:Did you know someone killed Jack?

Arthur:God damn O'Drisscolls.

by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 12, 2020

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backdating damnation

The fiery pit of hell one finds themselves in when attempting to repair massive amounts of poisoned historical database records using the very same dumpster of historical data.

J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...

by badhorsey June 25, 2020

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