The Strictly Curse

A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.

Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!

by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

Arcujo curse

Something bad always happens immediately after sex.

“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”

“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”

by gbc1969 February 27, 2023

The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

the harry curse

whenever harold lewis open his mouth,doom befalls sidemen fc

you have just gave us the harry curse, now we are gonna loose

by jacko.zx10 July 26, 2021

Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵

Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no

by Stepe pro December 3, 2023

Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022