ButtholeTongueStuck's definitions

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024

þe

Sane definition as The but it's spelt using thorn, a letter used in old english

What þe fuck?

by ButtholeTongueStuck July 4, 2022

Gigashart

a measurement of how epic computers rate

PC users when the game doesn't run at 60 fps + 191 Gigasharts per cumpiss

by ButtholeTongueStuck October 13, 2021

Sweden

the only good thing about it is that the creator of minecraft came from there

Also an awesome song from minecraft is called sweden

Gay ass bitch: I come from Sweden

Normal person: you're gay also you're country is gay. The only good thing to come out of your country is minecraft

by ButtholeTongueStuck July 15, 2021

Gishgemfloofneer

A traditional holiday which takes place around the same time as Christmas.

One of the most prime traditional activities of this holiday is having the primal male of each family having a skating competition in skirts.

The traditional meal is a roasted pig on ice cream cake

Man 1: We don't know what Christmas is!

Man 2: We have something called Gishgemfloofneer!

by ButtholeTongueStuck June 15, 2021

Rockhampton

A redneck town full of moronic drivers and ladies with beards. Everyone there also sucks

Faggot: I love Rockhampton!
Gigachad: you mean that place full of greasy ladies with beards and bad drivers? This is why you're gay

by ButtholeTongueStuck June 13, 2021

Tasmania

The hive of rednecks and scumbags in Australia.
The scab that needs to be flicked off

Man 1: bro I want to Tasmania

Man 2: you mean the Texas of Australia except its only the rednecks and its cold af
Man 1: Well you could put it like that

Man 2: Shut up Tasmania sucks just like your mum sucks my magnum dong

by ButtholeTongueStuck June 13, 2021