criptian

A crip that believes in the Christian religion

"Yo, did you hear? Chief a Criptian now"

by 46NC4Life January 6, 2017

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

Craptop

Dylan's Laptop

die craptop is kanker waardeloos

by spartun January 30, 2020

craptrap

A port-o-john, known equally as a crapshack, a poobooth, a plopbox, a turd TARDIS, and last but not least, the Scatcave.

"Man, I gotta... There's no public restrooms anywhere! "
"There's a craptrap in that construction site.!"

by IdntgivaFOX October 5, 2021

crepto

Someone who steals your moms shit cave fisting virginity.

There’s Crepto, he was with Uncle Donny’s wife last night.

by Gator006 February 7, 2022

clypt

obsolete but cooler way to spell clipped

hey you have coupons for those sex toys at sex-toys-r-us? Nah but your horny mom clypt some!

by WinoDaPoop March 29, 2022

What the craptcha

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

by Pickby May 12, 2015