Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho

by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019

cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).

"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"

by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019

Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl

My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake

by Veronica skye July 18, 2019

Choochie Gang

A gang of imaginary vaginas that can walk and talk like lik pump

Choochie gang choocie gang choocie gang choocie gang i just spent 2 racks on a polynesian polar bear

by Poosay pounder July 29, 2019

Coochibetus

a man who has gone without coochie on his dick for far too long

Guy: So what’s the news, Doc.

Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.

by trashboat42069 August 18, 2019

coochception

When a woman gives birth to a baby girl.

In the delivery room, I thought I was seeing double, but then I realized it was coochception.

by Wiggle Your Meat September 23, 2019

Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split

Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.

by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019