CLOSED

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

closet bomb

A situation that forces somone to come out of the closet

Getting caught in the middle of felatio with your boyfriend is a sure fire closet bomb.

by Donniey October 29, 2005

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

Closed For Tonight

noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Hero and Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.

Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"

Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".

by imnotrobert October 21, 2008

closed pass

to give someone a closed pass is to ignore them as you walk past them, after having been walking in the opposite direction towards each other. i.e. keeping your head down, not making eye contact.

the opposite is an open pass, in which you acknowledge the other person, giving them eye contact and/or a smile and/or a greeting as you pass them.

mate, i saw that guy that i hooked up with on wednesday night in the arts building today. it was well awkward! i was so embarrassed, i gave him a closed pass.

by grimeywords June 12, 2007

Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.

Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.

by network junkies April 17, 2009

closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person

Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.

by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010