Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021
Get the Carsonismmug. by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
by D Slayer please have my kids March 2, 2022
Get the Carson Gmug. 
A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.
Also, buy the Carson mug.
by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. Carson, at first he may seem like a nice down to earth guy, but he has a bit of a weird side too him. Hes always like one girl and would do anything to get her. Everybody finds him nice and sweet, But be aware hes the type of guy to beat his limp dick off to a girls Instagram beach pictures.
by 31876263746 May 30, 2018
Get the Carsonmug. fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.
by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023
Get the emmi rose carsonmug.