Cardi B

Those annoying sound effects you hear in Star Wars.

You: *Watching Star Wars*
Ur mum: "Honey, are watching Cardi B again? You know how I feel about WAP!
You: "No mum, I'm watching Star Wars!"
Ur mum: *.....*

by howdareyouopposememortal October 7, 2020

Baseball card Burden

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.

"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"

by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008

Gold Card Hippie

A rich person who thinks he or she is a hippie. A phony. They have hippie tendencies but always include modifications to ensure comfort and please their rich tastes. For instance, a Gold Card Hippie will only go to a Grateful Dead show if there is assigned seating and they have the most expensive seats and wear nicely pressed tie dyed shirts (which they only break out once a year) and try to dress like they don’t care with clothing from the most expensive designers. They generally can be seen at coffee houses drinking seven dollar coffee while surfing their incredibly expensive lap tops. They can also be seen at Whole Foods rudely blocking the food bar spending tremendous amounts of money on salads.

I went camping with Chad last weekend, that Gold Card Hippie brought an air mattress, his Wall Street Journal and a generator to power an air conditioner for the tent. I was so sickened by him, I gave him an Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Big Fizz March 31, 2010

Friend Card

Bull crap that was made up to make your friends feel guilty.

David: I'm pullin the friend card on you man

Justin: The friend card is bull crap you made to make me feel guilty.

by Blahclsjdfl October 26, 2010

face card

$100 Bill

A face card is a hundred dolla bill -R.I.P BIG L!!!

by AC June 24, 2003

K Card

A K Card is what you have if you have not kissed anyone yet, after your first kiss, you lose your K Card, the person who you gave your first kiss to will always have your K Card

I lost my K Card when I was 7 years old, I wish i could get it back but she will have it forever

by Anon3ymous June 18, 2011

Reverse card

A reverse card is a card that you can use towards a normie that says"no u" And this is pretty useful to many things that a normie says something like, ur mommy a commie, your grandpap a trap, your sister a mister, your aunt a Crasoant, your family tree lgbt, so basically if you get yourself into that situation just use the reverse card

Normie: ur mum big gey
You: reverse card
You: no u

by MoM SAiD ItS mY TuRn November 15, 2018